WARNING DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!!!

WARNING!If you see the following book in the bookstore, bypass it. Have Glass Slippers, Will Travel."

It's not worth the purchase price. I bought this book having been sucked in by it's cute title and without reading at least the first page and woe is me. Why am I do aganist this book you ask?
Well, let's start with the first page. This is a quote from the second paragraph. "What would Oprah do?" Katy asked aloud." Some of us believe in a higher authority than a day time talk show host. And to write a romance where a major secondary character is Oprah is an irony that I believe Lisa Cach has missed. Oprah has trashed romance novels in the past and been bombarded by angry romance readers and writers. When was the last time a romance was an Oprah book pick?

Okay that was only the first objection to this book.
Second, the heroine is clueless. She tries to be sophisticated but only ends up looking pathetic and naive. She jets off to London (she's unemployed BTW)in search of Prince Charming. (That's a major objection for me.) She wanted to be saved because she doesn't know what to do with her life. She books into a B&B in Mayfair (didn't know they allowed them in Mayfair.)because she liked the name. (Just stupid) And it was cheap. In Mayfair? Are you kidding me?
She mistakes a Bentley Rolls Royce for a London cab. She wasn't planning on seeing the sights and shopping in London. She was going to the night clubs and hot spots to pick up titled British guys. So of course she does her research and chooses as her fashion icon Queen Elizabeth II, on the belief that no one dresses more aristocratically than the Queen. Maybe that was logical in the 1600's, but times have changed. Katy must have missed the whole tenure of Diana, Princess of Wales. Needless to say her outfits didn't fit in. Despite that fact she manages to get invited to a major nightclub with part of the in crowd. So she goes shopping. To Harrod's and Fortnum and Masons and Selfridge's. She's shocked to find she can't afford any of the clothes sold there. A basic London guidebook would have helped you out there. So she gets help from a salesgirl. She does wonder why Melanie is helping her when she knows there's no commission in it. She should have walked away then and hit the sales, consignment shops and vintage clothing stores. But no. She agrees to Melanie's scheme of taking embarrassing photos at the nightclub. Melanie then sells all of Katy's photos to a tabloid. (Katy doesn't get a cut of the profits either)And then Katy has more invitations and needs more clothes and has to take more photos. Some at Ascot and some at a fancy houseparty. Then at the fancy houseparty (which somehow Melanie got invited to) the little shop girl turns around and betrays Katy to her new crowd. Mostly for the press. But being a romance Prince Charming does come to the rescue and in the end Katie marries her savior. Who turns out to be a Duke.
Let's hope Lisa Cach learns a little about plotting before she publishes her next book.

Reading list

This is not a full list of what I read this month. I don't usually remember that much.
1. Now I can die in Peace-Bill Simmons. About the Red Sox. Very funny and informative for all you baseball people.
2. What's A Ghoul to Do- Victoria Laurie. The jury's still out on this one. Interesting overall, but I didn't like either male secondary character and there was just something missing. Not as good as her Abby books.
3. The Trouble with Magic-Madeline Alt. A paranormal cozy set in Indiana. Fun and interesting, but I thought it tried too hard to be typical Mid-Western. I got the feeling that the author is a British transplant. She uses some heavy handed stereotypes and that isolated the main character.
4. A Charmed Death-Madeline Alt. The second in the series. Better. Less British and more interesting with the 'witchy' stuff. Still a little stereotypical. Maggie seems more wishy-washy with her family and friends in this one.
5. Rescue Me-Elda Minger. One of the last Harlequin Temptations. Good book. About a resurging action hero who saves two people from a gunpoint robbery. One is a young boy and the other a woman starting a new life. Yes, cliched. But a quick easy read with some fun and good sex.
6. The Prada Paradox-Julie Kenner. The final book in her Play.Survive.Win trilogy. This time it's set in L.A. They are making a movie about The Givenchy Code when the heroine of this book is targeted by the game. She's a former child star who was stalked and attacked by a crazed fan. After rehab and therapy she trying to make her way back. Until her attacker resurfaces and she gets a note in a Prada bag(I love that part!) telling her she must play or die.
7. The Key trilogy-Nora Roberts. Key of Light, Key of Knowledge and Key of Valor. It's a few years old, but worth the read. Three women are chosen to find three keys to free the souls of the Daughters of Glass. A Celtic myth. Vintage Nora. Funny, intelligent, well paced, and plotted. Main characters are strong and the secondary characters likable and forward the plot. Some people should take a lesson!

Switchin' it up!

This blog began as an online book club. We members, however, never got real committed to each other's books. Now, some of us have dropped off or not visited in awhile. So, I feel its time to switch it up.

We'll keep doing reviews - in whatever format the member wants to. We'll also be doing posts that just talk about books in general, reading, publishing, whatever. There will also be an addition of the "what we're reading" monthly post. This may take the place of more lengthy reviews. I've heard from a few people that they keep a list of all the books they read and this seemed like a good idea for me. (Why I've never thought of this I don't know...)

If there are any other ideas of what to include or format changes let me know.

(Also, we'll be utilizing the tag features on the new blogger to help with the searching! Yeah!)

What I'm reading - April

With Easter & work travel, my month has started out quite pathetic!

Shakespeare's Champion by Charlaine Harris
I pulled this off the bookshelf to re-read. I love all the Harris books, but the Shakespeares hold a special place as the series I started with. Lily Bard's taciturn manner is hilarious! This is also the book that introduced Jack. Seriously, if you have not read these books do. Harris has a remarkable way of writing characters. You are interested in them, what is coming next, and they never get old - even if their clothes do.

Shakespeare's Christmas by Charlaine Harris
You can't read just one! This is my favorite of the Shakespeare's. The scene at the wedding rehearsal dinner is the most amazing, romantic 3-4 lines in a single book! I don't know how Harris could write a character like Lily so that we don't pity her, she doesn't annoy us, and she seems to do everything just as her character should.

Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews
Wow! I did not expect this book to be so good! Andrews has started a great new Fantasy series here. She is slowely creating this mysterious and unique world. I don't completely understand what's going on, but I understand the little elements she is introducing me to and can not wait to learn more! Great character development that does not 'jump the shark' on any issues. Best of all - a female lead who's tough, doesn't jump every guy she meets, and wants to do things on her own. I am SO hooked. Please let the second book come out this year... I can't wait 12 mos!

To Love and To Perish by Laura Durham
The 3rd in the series for wedding planner Annabelle. The story was pretty good. A hilarious scene at the end with Richard. As always, Richard & Ferm made the book. Thankfully, the crazy old lady was reduced in this book. However, there were still about 4 pages too many of Leatrice. She adds nothing to the story and she's not needed, hopefully she will completely fall by the wayside. The actual wedding planning elements were a little lighter than usual, but it was a good idea to explore the backstage of the profession. I'll pick up the next book and hope for continued improvements.

Slay it with Flowers by Kate Collins
I finally dug this series out of my too-read box (I have the next 3!). As I suspected, once I read one I got back into the charcter. Its a rather typical cozy with a short, busty heroine who meddles in things. Excluding cousin Jillian, there aren't any annoying characters - they all seem to support the story in some manner. The mystery is fine, though not surprising. Marco is, of course, the catalyst for continuing on. An ok series if you've read the others and need to fill your Saturday.

Dead Girl's Dance by Rachel Caine
Although her weather warden series gets all the attention, this YA series is really different & interesting.

What's a Ghoul to do? by Victoria Laurie
This will be our April pick to read.

What's a Ghoul to do? by Victoria Laurie

Let's read this for April as we're fans of the author. Pay particular attention to the writing - I had a coworker comment that she thought it was deplorable in the Abbey Cooper bk 1. I hadn't noticed a thing and I usually do....

Trouble with witches, by Shirley Damsgaard

In this 3rd outing of the series, Abbey and her grandmother Ophelia head to Minnesota to help report Rick (from book 1) with a missing girl. What they find is possible cultists who claim to study psychic abilities but may actually be dabbling in magic. I leave you to read the book to find out more about that. While they search for the original missing girl their paths cross with another young girl, not missing but just as lost. While battling the ne'er-do-wells, Abbey also crosses paths with a Native American shaman of sorts. The tale is a pleasant romp for the main characters; mild magic and pyschic elements persist, but not enough to throw one off the story. Its very much a where-is-she/who-done-it. You will probably guess the bad guy(s) right away, but it doesn't detract from the enjoyment of another outing by these to.

What I liked: Abbey's spunk. Her equal parts belief in magic and disbelief of each new magical element that comes along. I like the grandmother - and you know how critical I am of using old people in books. Ophelia is smart, gets tired, and isn't absurd. In short, you could meet her in the street! The new character Walks Quietly could bring interesting elements to future books, so I hope he reappears. There was some resolution with the character Rick, which I always wondered about with book 2.

What I could do without: Tink. This is the girl they meet in Minnesota. She's annoying and I just don't care.

Leave the old people home.

Whether its their home or A Home! If I had no job and no life I'd invest some serious time in finding out which author began this trend in mystery books to include the "zany old person sidekick". Evanovich certainly brought it way into mainstream with Stephanie's grandmother Mazur. It has GOT to stop.

Who exactly are these authors catering to with this nonsense? Is it the young people? Are the young supposed to find shriveled old ladies who dress in multicolored costumes and talk about sex all the time amusing? Or perhaps its to the older crowd itself. All those shriveled old guys who wear their pants up to their armpits and deliver raunchy sexual come ons to the young heroines are heroic symbols to the over 70 crowd. Yeah, I don't think so. The first time this showed up in a book, for a scene, it was funny. Once. For an entire book? Its annoying and I'm skipping those pages. For an entire series? Well, you are going to lose me.

Regular type older person can be just as funny as you think these absurd caricatures are, even more so. Exercise those creative muscles and develop a character that's interesting to read. Please. For the love of Pete.

September Book

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I'm sending it out early.

I'm choosing: Last Whisper, by Carlene Thompson

I've read all her books and find them fun little reads. They're stand alones. They have a little thriller, romance, little mystery. Great vacation reads!

This book comes out on the 29th of August, so you'll either have to buy it or read it in the store. It'll be fun. Splurge.

Here's the back of the book:
Someone is tracking her every move.A killer who knows that true nightmares never end...And that the perfect murder is always worth waiting for...Brooke Yeager's childhood ended the night she crept downstairs to find her beautiful, gentle mother, Anne, lying in a pool of blood. Standing above Anne's shattered body, a gun aimed right at the terrified little girl, was Brooke's stepfather, Zachary Tavell. Luck saved Brooke that night, and in the years since, she's managed to build a good life in Charleston, West Virginia, secure in the knowledge that Zach is behind bars. Until the night another woman is murdered-a woman who looks just like Brooke. Zach Tavell has escaped from prison, and this time, Brooke will need much more than luck to survive. As the police search for Tavell, Brooke is shaken by a string of gruesome deaths and disturbing messages linked to her mother's murder. Everyone she has ever cared about is in danger. And soon it's clear that the nightmare that began fifteen years ago won't be over until Brooke comes face to face with a monstrous evil that's closer, and more cunning, than she ever imagined....

Killer Insight, by Victoria Laurie

Guess what I got to read this weekend??!! I LOVE my local store that puts books out early...

Killer Insight is the fourth installment in the Abbey Cooper Psychic Eye series. This one, as the others before it, are a great read. What's it about? Well, Abbey heads to Colorado for a good friend's wedding (so good I don't believe she was ever mentioned before, but I have to check on that). As a bridesmaid fill in, Abbey's obligated to do all the pre-wedding stuff, which kicks off in an unfortunate way when Abbey looks at a photo and sees that one of the women is dead. The woman she replaced in the wedding party. What follows is Abbey assisting the bride's brother - the local sheriff - with uncovering info about this death, and the many crimes that follow. The psychic stuff Abbey does is good and explained well. The supporting characters all get a little role that ties in with the story. There are new twists to Abbey's love life - which I admit I was not so happy about to begin (The bastard!), but it seemed to work out for the best.

What's good? Abbey's psychic revelations, the overall story - ie murders. Dave. He's a hoot. The scene at the mall where the bystander helps out Abbey - you'll see.

What could be improved? Confusing names that sound similar! Dutch is the usual guy in the books, but in this book there's a Duffy that takes center stage - a little confusing. Fortunately, the author didn't mix them up anywhere - which most authors do at some point, when they have characters with similar names.

Crazy Hot, by Tara Janzen

A friend passed this book onto me after she picked it up at a conference(thanks!) She thought since I am a fan of romance I might find it interesting.
I did.
Crazy Hot is the first in a series set in Denver, CO. It centers around a chop shop which is really a special Special Forces unit.
Known as the SDF(Special Defense Force) Steele St. does things that the government doesn't want to know about. In order to get those things done they recruited a motley crew ranging from an Air Force pilot to a convicted murderer.

Quinn Younger was a Captain in the USAF until he was shot out of the sky by Iraqi missiles. He now works for Steele Street again. It's just this time he isn't stealing Porsches. He's tracking down a small time gun-runner who wants to make it big at the expense of Steele St and the Russian mafia.
Regan McKinney had a crush on Quinn when they were teenagers and he was sentenced to working for her grandfather one summer.
Now her grandfather, noted paleontologist Wilson McKinney, is missing and Regan's only clue is a note in his journal leading her to Quinn and Steele St.
The action is very fast paced and we get a glimpse of all the characters in the preposed series. The plot and sub plots are woven together well. In fact it's hard to call the secondary characters stories sub-plots. They work together to advance the main plot. It's just a slightly different point of view.
There is great humor in the books. I personally liked the fact that all the cars have names. The whole story about Quinn stealing and returning a classic Mustang was one of my favorites.
It's a good sexy exciting read. I'm looking forward to the next few.

Definitely Dead, by Charlaine Harris

Any day a Charlaine Harris book comes out is a good day. I'd run my grandmother over to get to the bookstore for her books. I would pay full price for her books, in hard cover. Enough said.

Definitely Dead continues the Dead series with Sookie Stackhouse. Sookie is a Louisiana barmaid who never really existed much outside - in thought or deed - her small town sphere until the day that vampire Bill came into her bar and sat in her section. It was like manna from heaven for Sookie, because you see, she has a little mental problem. She's a telepath. Being different has always set her apart from everyone else and now in walks someone just as novel and weird in the eyes of her neighbors. Bill sets Sookie up with an introduction into the supernatural world. She meets shape shifters, weres, witches, fairies, more vamps, and who knows what else. Her own uniqueness makes her accepted into their world, available to be drawn into all their battles and machinations.

In this outing Sookie heads to Louisiana to clear out her recently deceased cousin Hadley's apartment. Hadley had been a vampire before her final death and the girlfriend of the queen of Louisiana. Her death it would seem was more complicated than first appeared and now Sookie has become involved in the situation. It would also seem some of the troubles from earlier books follow her to New Orleans. Helping her out in her trials are 2 newer characters of the series: Quinn the weretiger who first appeared in Dead as a Doornail and Amelia, Hadley's landlady and a witch.

What I liked: Clearing out of some of the dead wood. In the previous book Sookie was left with a heck of a lot of suitors. Here Harris successfully got rid of Cal the werepanther, seemed to tie off the Alcide the werewolf drama, and definitely ended the reconciliation possibilities with Vampire Bill. Now, clearly there will be more Bill drama in the future, but I felt that Harris really put to bed the possibility of a happily-ever-after for these two - both for the reader and the character. Now, we're left with Quinn, Eric, and Sam - her boss. I have a feeling there will be some Sam drama in the next book, but as to which way it will go I don't know. Harris is one those great authors who can actually surprise the reader - pleasantly - with how she tackles things. Oh, I liked everything else too. Harris is The Master of dialogue and characters. If you look for those elements in your books you can do no better than her.

What could be improved: Yeah right. Go get her books!

Mystic and Rider, by Sharon Shinn

Mystic and Rider is the first book in what appears to be a trilogy. It centers around a woman named Senneth, an appointed leader of a small band of individuals sent out by the king of Gillinagaria to access the happenings in the southern provinces. Senneth is joined by two of the king's elite royal guards, a noblewoman friend and her bodyguard, and a young man they rescue from slavery in a tavern. Senneth you see, as well as a few of her companions, are mystics - a broad term used to cover those with a variety of magical abilities. Mysticism is becoming a hot button in the land, used to foster mistrust for the political machinations of power hungry nobles. Senneth and her crew have to get as much info on what's going on that they can and make it back to the king to report in one piece.

What I liked: The characters. I liked the mystical elements and the explanations for them. All the characters got some time. The main character wasn't overdone or annoying, their were lots of questions left unanswered - the perfect set up for a trilogy. I was very excited to find out what was going to happen. Unfortunately...
What could be better:
I'd have to add "the sequel" here. After reading this book and being both surprise and impressed by it, I was eager for more Shinn. Amazon showed me there was a sequel that came out in HD in March. I hoofed it over to Borders asap and started reading a bit of the book - to see if it was worth $25. Unfortunately it is centered around Kirra, a secondary character to Mystic and Rider, and one I found silly and annoying. Not only that, but this character has an affair with a married man and none of the big unanswered questions from Mystic and Rider are answered. The sequel is going unpurchased by me. Now I have to wait until the 3rd book to see if anything comes of the story. I'm suspecting we'll move on to yet another character and the promising beginning will go nowhere.

Working for the Devil, by Lilith Saintcrow

I passed this book by quite a few times at the store b/c it didn't look quite worth buying. Well, as every good reader knows, there comes a time when you are desperate to read something and none of your authors have a book coming out for a couple weeks. So, I picked this book up. After a brief period of time I actually started reading it and eventually, I finished it.

Working for the Devil is about a necromance named Dante who on top of her raising the dead duties also does some bounty hunting and various other retrieval/investigative enterprises. A demon names Japhrimel shows up at her house one day to bring her to see Lucifer. He has a job that he wants to hire her for. It shouldn't be too difficult to understand that she doesn't turn him down. With Japhrimel's aid and that of a few of her friends she agrees to hunt down another demon and retrieve something he had stolen from Lucifer. Dante's glad to undertake the mission as this demon turns out to be a serial killer whom she had met a few years earlier when he killed her friend and attempted to kill her. What follows is a narrative introduction to this futuristic paranormal world and sympathetic adventure that brings us along on the grave changes that are taking place in the life of Dante Valentine.

What I liked: This new world. I enjoy fantasy books and reading about other peoples perceptions of alternative realities. The new understanding that is being presented about demons & hell is intriguing. Saintcrow seems to be setting up Demons as the new Vampires in terms of dark romantic leads.

What could be improved: This is tough to say. It needs a little something. A greater understanding of Dante's work and daily life? What exactly does she do, how does it benefit society, what position is she held in by her peers? Some of this is alluded to or may be inferred, but not clearly enough that the questions are answered. A little more plot to the fantasy adventure. Maybe more sympathy for many of the characters which just never came about. Many of these could be resolved in future books, we'll see.

Sunshine, by Robin McKinley

Sunshine is one of those books that takes place in an alternate, contemporary reality - much like the Charlaine Harris and Laurell Hamilton books. There are Vampires and shape shifters, demons and magicians. This book differs from those in that it doesn't take a fun, lighthearted approach. The main character is named Rae, or Sunshine to her friends. She works in her step-father's coffee shop as a baker and she is definitely lower-middle class. Her friends are all from this sphere being employed in various blue-collar jobs. Rae is a bit antisocial and one night when she can't take it any more she goes for a drive in her crappy car to the lake where she vacationed as a child. Alone, in the dark, she is abducted by vampires. Some plot is afoot she realizes b/c the vamps don't kill her, rather they take her to a house and chain her to a wall in a room with another vampire. For the next 2 days Rae gets to know this vampire and when she remembers long ago magical abilities that frees her she takes the vampire with her. This begins the major conflict in the story between the abductor vamps and Rae. It seems by remembering her forgotten abilities she has made herself very desirable by the bad guys. What follows is a small part mystery- in discovering her past, small part romance- in her developing relationship with this vampire, small part literature - with Mckinley's excellent writing style, adventure, fantasy, and horror - creepy vamps.

Mckinley does a good job of writing this atmosphere in a realistic manner - she's not making us feel sorry for the economic situations, nor is she idealizing it. It is what it is, and tells us about it. This approach makes the story come alive and is very easy to become involved in. There was a variety of characters - normal, ugly, old, fat, bald, plain. They all had their own personalities and relevance to the life of Rae and the developing story. Most importantly, the vampires aren't idealized hotties - they're living-dead things, they look alien to the rest of humanity, a marked difference to most paranormal type books out there.

What I liked: Everything. I'm not usually a fan of "literature" elements in my genre fiction (introspection, metaphor, much description), but I hope I got across above that this is really only marginally genre-ish. The description is evocative and relevant-in the sense that the author isn't going on and on about things the reader doesn't really give a flip about-the historical elements are parceled throughout the book as necessary to further the overall story. The characters were all realistic; no one was over the top or completely outside the realm of possibility. You felt you could know people like that. They all had the perfect ratio of reveal-mystery so that our imaginations had enough to see the character just as we might want them to be. The story developed at a good pace and while I could tell what the ultimate outcome would be I was happy just going along for the ride.

What could be improved: Author could write a sequel! :)

Speak Now: Married to Mystery, by Margaret Dumas

Speak Now: Married to Mystery opens up with the lead character, Charley, on a plane back to San Francisco with her new husband. It should be obvious that this is the set-up for the series. Charley's a socialite and the director/patron of a local theatre company. When she and the new husband arrive in town they discover the body of a woman in their hotel suite. At first glance its just a coincidence. Soon, however, it seems that the woman was sent as a warning for the new husband, a man Charley finds she really knows little about. When Charley goes back to work at the theatre company we learn that the murder may have more to do with her than was first thought.

What I liked: The characters. Charley and Jack are off to a good start and I think there is room for good character development in the future. There are also amusing situational elements that aren't absurd, ex. Jack's meeting the crazy uncle/father-figure. The setting in San Fran is fun. Good plot if not a little far fetched (the whole spy stuff).
What could be improved: Trim down the cast a bit. There are a lot of people to try to keep straight, a focus on a few a book could help move things along. The theatre stuff got a little boring, but that could be b/c I have no interest in it.

Steamed, by Jessica & Susan Conant

Steamed follows the trials of Chloe Carter, a twentysomething woman who is about to start a graduate program in Social Work for the purpose of claiming an inheritance. This is the secondary storyline to the main which centers on her love life. She is unlucky in love and it leads her to revenge dating and murder. The murdered beau is a fellow she meets through an online dating service. He turns out to be what one might expect, annoying, and what one can geuss, murdered. Chloe seems to fall into the role of investigator when the dead guy's family assumes she was his fiancee. At the funeral she meets Mr. Right who turns out to be Mr. Suspect and Chloe strives to prove is Mr. Innocent. There is a good amount of info into the restaurant business and cooking in particular. We're also treated to a good deal of analysis along the social-work-major line.

What I liked: The glimpses into graduate life. This is fairly dead on. I recall my orientations for graduate school with horror. She stuck through a lot of them more than I did! The boringness of her classes, the annoying classmates, the extreme amounts of reading... been there done that. The commentary & opinions on internet dating were also frighteningly familiar... The characters were all enjoyable with Chloe's father and Owen being the high points. If the author is smart, Owen is going places.
What could be improved: Chloe. She's a little annoying and I have no real idea what she looks like. The introspection. I know Chloe's a social work student, but if you're providing discussions and introspection along these lines make it really relevant because its boring.